5 Jokes For Tennish

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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The Spectator Who Doesn't Understand Tennis

Trying to enjoy the match without understanding the scoring or the significance of love.
I asked a tennis expert to explain the rules. Now I know why they call it "love" – it's because that's how much I understand about the game.

The Overly Competitive Tennis Player

Constantly striving for victory, even in the most casual matches.
I asked the overly competitive tennis player if he wanted to grab a drink after the match. He said, "Sure, as long as it's served in a trophy.

The Clueless Beginner

Trying to figure out the rules and equipment amidst seasoned players.
The first time I played tennis, I served so many faults, I felt like I was auditioning for a tennis-themed Broadway musical.

The Tennis Ball Boy/Girl

Navigating the court without becoming a target for powerful serves.
Tennis ball boys and girls are the unsung heroes of the sport. We're the only ones who can tell you the precise number of times a player grunts during a match.

The Tennis Coach

Dealing with a diverse range of players, each with their unique quirks and challenges.
My tennis student asked for a lesson on "court etiquette." I didn't realize it involved more than just knowing when to yell, "You cannot be serious!

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