21 Jokes For Tell Me

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? It was outstanding in its field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

The 'Tell Me' Trap

Tell me are the two most dangerous words in any relationship. You hear that and you know you're in for a minefield of preferences. Tell me what you want for dinner, they say. Oh, I'll tell you, and then we'll negotiate like diplomats in a culinary war zone!

Tell Me I'm Wrong

You ever get that challenge disguised as a question? Tell me, do you think I'm overreacting? Like I'm about to walk into an emotional landmine blindfolded. My friend, I don't have a death wish, I'll tell you what you want to hear!

Tell Me, Please!

Ever notice how tell me can be the preface to the most unnecessary stories? Tell me, have I ever told you about my cat's intricate diet plan? Oh boy, here we go! Grab a snack, folks, 'cause we're diving into a saga about a feline food connoisseur!

Tell Me, Sherlock

Tell me, Sherlock, they quip, expecting you to unravel mysteries like a detective on caffeine. Oh sure, let me put on my deerstalker hat and solve the riddle of why the remote always goes missing!

Tell Me No Lies

Tell me no lies, they demand, like they've got a truth-detector built into their soul. But in reality, we're all expert storytellers, spinning tales so convincing, even Pinocchio would be proud!

Tell Me Lies, Sweet Little Lies

You know, when someone starts a sentence with Tell me, you know there's some juicy gossip about to spill. Like, Tell me you didn't binge-watch that entire series in one night! Oh, but honey, the lies flow smoother than butter on hot toast!

Tell Me About It

Tell me about it, they nod, like they're your spirit guide through life's trials and tribulations. Oh sure, let's delve into the intricacies of existence like we're solving the cosmic puzzle of why socks disappear in the laundry.

Tell Me Your Secrets

Tell me your secrets, they whisper, as if they're unlocking the vault of forbidden knowledge. But let's be real, my secrets are as thrilling as a lukewarm cup of tea, and just as likely to put you to sleep!

Tell Me Everything

Tell me everything, they say, as if you're a fountain of riveting tales. Oh, you want everything? From the mundane details of my morning coffee to the epic saga of finding matching socks? Brace yourselves, folks, we're diving deep into the thrilling world of the everyday!

Tell Me More!

Tell me more, they urge, and suddenly you're in an unsolicited TED talk. Tell me more about your stamp collection, they say. And before you know it, you've painted yourself into a corner discussing the fascinating evolution of postage!

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