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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to class? Because he heard it was high school!
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What's a teenager's favorite type of car? A convertible – they can flip out at any moment!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to the exam? Because he heard it was a high-stakes test!
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What's a teenager's favorite kind of party? A multiplication party – things get multiplied quickly!
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Why did the math book look sad in high school? Because it had too many problems!
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What's a teenager's favorite subject in school? Social studies – they get credit for talking!
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Why did the student bring a ladder to art class? To reach the next level of drawing!
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Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the geometry book always feel misunderstood? It couldn't find its angle!
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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Teenagers and School: The Battle of the Ages
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You know, teenagers and school - it's like mixing oil and water. It's a relationship more complicated than a Shakespearean love story. I mean, the only 'Romeo and Juliet' these kids are interested in is the one happening in their Instagram DMs.
The Mystery of Teen Communication
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Trying to understand a teenager is like deciphering hieroglyphics. They have a language of their own. I asked my teen how their day was, and I got a grunt. I didn't know grunts were part of the English language, but apparently, they've made it into the teenage dictionary.
Teenagers and Technology: A Love Story in 280 Characters
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Teens and their gadgets – it's a modern love story. They can text at the speed of light, but ask them to write a thank-you note, and suddenly they've got the handwriting of a doctor on prescription day. I told my teen to put down the phone, and they looked at me like I asked them to amputate a limb.
Teenage Romance: Love in the Time of Acne
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Ah, teenage romance – it's like watching a rom-com, but with more awkwardness and fewer happy endings. I asked my teenager about their crush, and they said, It's complicated. Complicated? Back in my day, crushes were simple. You liked someone; you passed them a note that said, Do you like me? Check yes or no. Now it's a whole saga involving emojis and social media stalking.
Teenage Rebellion: Turning 'No' into an Art Form
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Teenagers, they're experts at rebellion. You tell them No, and it's like challenging a ninja to a duel. Suddenly, they've mastered the ancient art of eye-rolling and sighing. I told my teenager, You're grounded! and they replied, Well, I ground you from understanding my generation. Touche, my friend, touche.
Homework: AKA How to Ruin a Teenager's Social Life
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I heard teens complaining about too much homework. I thought, Back in my day, homework was just a sheet of paper. Now, it's a social life repellent. You hand in that math assignment, and suddenly your friends forget you exist. It's like having a PhD in isolation.
The Teenage Diet: Survival of the Fast-Food Fittest
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Teens and their diets – it's a marvel. If they put half the effort into their schoolwork that they put into finding the perfect fast-food combo, we'd have a nation of geniuses. I asked my teenager what they wanted for dinner, and they said, Anything that comes with a toy.
Teenagers and Fashion: Where Ripped Jeans Cost More Than Whole Jeans
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Teenagers and fashion – it's a world where ripped jeans cost more than a pair that covers your entire leg. I asked my teen why they spent so much on torn denim, and they said, It's called distressed, Dad. Distressed? I'm distressed every time I check the credit card statement.
The School Bus: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Have you ever seen the school bus in the morning? It's like the set of a horror movie. Sleep-deprived zombies, also known as teenagers, stumble onto the bus, and it takes off into the abyss. I swear, the school bus is where dreams go to die, and it's not just because of early mornings.
Teenagers and Early Mornings: A Love Story
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Teenagers and early mornings are like oil and water. If you want to see a miracle, try waking up a teenager before noon on a weekend. It's like asking a vampire to go sunbathing. I told my teenager, The early bird gets the worm, and they said, I'd rather sleep in and order pizza.
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