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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's just a Halloween joke!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
Teens and the Unconventional Door-to-Door Sales
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You know, I had a group of teenagers come by selling knock-knock jokes door-to-door. I thought, Finally, a product I can get behind. I bought a couple, but when I tried to open one, it was just a whoopee cushion with a note saying, You've been pranked. Well played, teens, well played.
Teens and Knock-Knock Jokes
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You know, the other day some teenagers came up to me and said, Knock, knock. I thought, Oh great, this is either the start of a hilarious joke or a very questionable neighborhood watch program.
Teens, the Doorstep Stand-Up Tour
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Teens came knocking, and I thought, Oh, a surprise stand-up show! But instead of laughter, they just handed me a brochure for their Doorstep Stand-Up Tour. I guess I missed the memo on the latest comedy circuit.
Teenagers and the Not-So-Knockout Jokes
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These teenagers knocked on my door, and I was expecting some knockout jokes. Instead, they hit me with, Why did the tomato turn red? I was ready for a punchline, but they just stared at me. I replied, Because it saw the salad dressing. Tough crowd, tough crowd.
Teenagers and the Secret Knock Society
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You ever notice how teenagers have this secret knock language? I opened the door, and they knocked twice, paused, then knocked thrice. I think they were trying to tell me a secret code or maybe just challenging me to a dance-off. I went with interpretive dance, but I lost... badly.
Teens and the Lost Art of Doorbell
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Teenagers these days are all about the knock-knock jokes. Whatever happened to ringing the doorbell? Are doorbells like, so last century now? I'm afraid if I don't keep up with the trends, I'll be considered ancient. Next, they'll be telling jokes via carrier pigeon.
Teenagers, the Knock-Knock Linguists
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Teenagers these days are like linguistic experts in the art of the knock-knock. They knock once for I'm here, twice for Can you come out to play? and three times for I forgot my Wi-Fi password. It's a whole communication system on your doorstep.
Teenage Doorstep Ambush
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The other night, a gang of teens knocked on my door simultaneously. I thought it was an ambush. I opened the door cautiously, and they all shouted, Why did the chicken cross the road? I said, I don't know, why? They replied, To tell you a knock-knock joke! Well played, teenagers, well played.
Teenagers, the Doorstep Comedians
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So these teens knocked on my door, and I thought, Great, a surprise stand-up comedy show. I opened the door expecting a punchline, but all they said was, Interrupting cow. I replied with, Interrupting teen. They just stared at me. Comedy gold, folks.
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