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Why did the teenager refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when their phone keeps pinging!
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Why did the teenager bring a broom to school? They wanted to sweep the competition!
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Why did the teenage smartphone go to therapy? It had too many issues with its attachment!
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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the teenager become a gardener? Because they had a lot of 'growing' up to do!
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Why did the teenager bring a mirror to the test? So they could see their future!
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Why did the teenager always carry a pencil behind their ear? In case they needed to draw attention!
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Why did the teenager bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw attention!
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Why did the teenager take a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the teenager bring a pencil to bed? In case they wanted to draw the curtains!
Teenage Wisdom
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You know, teenagers think they know everything. My niece tried to give me life advice the other day. She said, Uncle, life is like a roller coaster. I said, Yeah, especially when you're broke and can't afford a theme park ticket!
Teenage Relationship Advice
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Teenagers think they're relationship experts. My niece gave me dating advice. She said, Uncle, you need to find someone who completes you. I told her, I'm just looking for someone who can complete a conversation without using emojis.
Teenage Fashion Trends
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I tried to understand my daughter's fashion choices. She walked in with ripped jeans that looked like they went through a war. I said, Are you in a battle with your pants? She replied, Dad, it's fashion. I'm just waiting for the day she walks in wearing a bedsheet and claims it's the latest trend.
Teenage Dream Jobs
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Teenagers have the wildest dream jobs. My son told me he wants to be a professional video game tester. I said, Isn't that just playing games all day? He replied, Dad, it's a serious job. I'm contributing to the virtual economy. Well, I guess I should encourage his economic endeavors in the gaming world.
Teenage Time Machines
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Teenagers have this incredible ability to make time vanish. I asked my daughter how her day was, and she said, It was like five minutes. I'm convinced teenagers have a secret time machine that speeds up when they're doing chores.
Teenage Logic
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Teenagers have their own logic. I asked my son why he didn't clean his room. He said, I'm preserving the natural habitat of dust bunnies. Well, I guess he's an environmentalist in the making.
Teenage Hunger Games
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Teenagers and their eating habits are a mystery. My son can devour a pizza in seconds but takes hours to finish his homework. I asked him why. He said, Dad, pizza doesn't ask me to solve math problems. Fair point, I guess. Maybe I'll start putting equations on his broccoli.
Teenage Rebellion
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Teenagers rebel for the weirdest reasons. My neighbor's kid is rebelling against vegetables. He told his mom, I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. I guess we'll have to start serving him transparent salads.
Teenage Technology Struggles
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Teaching my mom to use a smartphone is like trying to explain quantum physics to a cat. But when it comes to teenagers, they're born with smartphones in their hands. My nephew programmed my phone to play embarrassing sounds when I receive calls. Now, every call feels like a public humiliation event.
Teenage Texting Woes
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Teenagers and their texting, I tell ya. I tried deciphering my nephew's message the other day. It was like solving a secret code. I had to call in a linguist to translate. Turns out, 'LOL' doesn't mean Lots of Love when it's coming from a teenager. It means they find you Lame Old Loser!
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