7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For tease me

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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!

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