5 Jokes For Taylor

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Updated on: May 25 2025

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Taylor, the Unintentional Matchmaker

Taylor setting up friends with disastrous blind dates
Went on a date set up by Taylor, and when I arrived, my date was wearing the same outfit as me. Taylor called it a "compatibility test." I call it a fashion disaster.

Taylor, the Fitness Guru

Taylor's extreme workout routines causing more pain than gain
I asked Taylor for a simple home workout routine. Now I have to do jumping jacks every time I open the fridge. It's like my snacks are on parole.

Taylor, the Conspiracy Theorist

Taylor's belief in bizarre conspiracy theories creating awkward situations
Tried to have a normal conversation about the weather with Taylor, and they started explaining how chemtrails control our minds. I just wanted to know if it was going to rain tomorrow, not join the Illuminati.

Taylor, the Social Media Addict

Taylor's quest for the perfect selfie causing social life casualties
Taylor's phone is so full of selfies; I'm surprised it can still make calls. I asked if they have any pictures of us together, and they said, "Sure, let me scroll past 500 solo shots first.

Taylor, the Overly Organized Friend

Taylor's obsession with organization leading to chaos
Went shopping with Taylor, and they insisted on arranging the grocery cart by food groups. I felt like I was on a nutrition field trip.

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