7 Jokes For Taxidermist

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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What do you call a taxidermist who loves to dance? A disco-stuffer!
What did the taxidermist say when he mounted the moose backward? That's not right!
Why did the taxidermist open a restaurant? Because he wanted to serve some stuffed dishes!
Why did the taxidermist always carry a ladder? For when he wanted to reach new heights!
What did the taxidermist say to his apprentice? 'Keep your eyes on the prize, and the stuffing will follow!
Why was the taxidermist terrible at sports? He always got caught up in stuffing!
What did the taxidermist say about his workload? 'I'm always up to my ears in mounted tasks!

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