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Doing taxes is like going to the dentist. You know it's necessary, you dread it every year, and there's always a chance you might cry a little.
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The government is like a silent partner in your life. You work hard, make money, and they're just there, quietly sipping on their coffee and taking a percentage. It's the most passive-aggressive relationship ever.
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The only thing certain in life is death, taxes, and that sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to keep track of your business expenses. RIP to my deductions.
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Doing taxes is the adult version of choosing between the red and blue pill. Except in this case, both pills lead to a headache, confusion, and the sudden realization that you should've hired an accountant.
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Why do they call it "income tax" and not "adult allowance deduction"? It sounds way more fun, and I'd feel better about the whole process.
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Filling out tax forms is the adult version of a coloring book. Instead of crayons, you use receipts, and instead of a cute cat, you hope you don't owe too much.
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Taxes are like the annual report card for being an adult. "Let's see, you filed on time, didn't owe too much, and your math was almost correct. Solid B+, adulting at its finest.
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Remember when the only deduction you knew about was subtracting your friend's age from yours to see who was older? Now we're over here calculating itemized deductions like we're tax wizards.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a tax return. It's like winning the adulting lottery. "Congratulations, you overpaid the government, here's your mediocre prize!
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