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Joke Types
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Why did the pen refuse to get a tattoo? It was afraid of getting too attached!
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Why did the tattoo artist become a comedian? Because he had an ink-ling for humor!
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Why did the tattoo artist break up with the pencil? The relationship was sketchy!
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Why did the artist get a tattoo of his paintbrush? He wanted to brush up on his skills!
Ink Economy
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Tattoos aren't cheap. It's like paying for a Picasso but getting something closer to a stick figure. Yeah, I paid top dollar for this squiggle that's supposed to represent 'eternal love'... or a potato, depending on the angle!
Ink Inspiration
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I thought about getting a tattoo of my spirit animal. You know, a majestic eagle or a fierce lion. Ended up with a squirrel. Apparently, my spirit animal is a nut hoarder with a bushy tail!
Tattoo Trends
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Tattoos are trendy, right? It's like a permanent fashion statement. But let's be honest, some trends need to stay in the past. I don't need my grandkids asking, Grandpa, what's a fidget spinner doing on your bicep?
Tattoo Realization
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Getting a tattoo is like getting married. You commit to something you hope you'll still love in 50 years. Except, with a tattoo, divorce is a bit more expensive and painful.
Tattoo Regrets
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Ever get a tattoo and instantly regret it? Yeah, I've had that feeling, but luckily for me, it was only a temporary tattoo. It was supposed to last a week but felt like a lifetime commitment. Thank goodness for soap and perseverance!
Tattoo Wisdom
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Tattoos are like life lessons; they seem like a fantastic idea at 2 AM. But come morning, you realize it might not be the best decision. So, kids, remember: think twice before inking once!
Inked Fates
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So, I walked into this tattoo parlor and immediately I felt like I was making a life decision. You know, like choosing a college or a career, but instead, I'm debating between a butterfly or a skull on my shoulder. Life's big choices, folks!
Tattoo Etiquette
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I heard it's rude to ask what someone's tattoo means. But honestly, if you've got hieroglyphics on your forearm, I'm gonna ask! I need to know if it's ancient wisdom or just a grocery list.
Ink Mishaps
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You ever seen a tattoo artist make a mistake? It's like watching a surgeon sneeze during surgery. Oops, there goes your smiley face, now you've got a squiggly blur! But hey, imperfection is beauty, right?
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