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I bought a new coffee maker, and it has a tattle mode. If the coffee is too hot, it beeps at me. Really? I thought I ordered a coffee maker, not a babysitter. Now I have a hot beverage and a lecture.
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You ever notice how the 'low battery' warning on your TV remote is the ultimate tattle-tale? As if I didn't already know I was living life on the edge, now my remote wants to remind me that it's hanging by a thread.
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Why do printers have to be such tattletales? "Low on cyan ink." Oh, sorry for trying to print in grayscale, Mr. Printer. I didn't realize you were the color police.
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You know, I recently discovered that my toaster has a tattle-tale button. I mean, really? Now my kitchen appliances are getting involved in the drama. I can almost hear it saying, "Hey, did you see what the blender did last night? Unbelievable!
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Ever notice how the 'tattle' feature on your phone works like a snitch? "Your storage is almost full." Thanks for the heads up, Captain Obvious. I didn't realize my phone had turned into the storage police.
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My pet peeve? The tattle-tale light on the dishwasher that insists on letting me know when it's low on detergent. Come on, dishwasher, can't you just keep our dirty secrets to yourself?
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The bathroom scale has joined the tattle party. Stepped on it the other day, and it whispered, "Haven't we been here before?" I swear, my scale is like an old friend who can't let go of past grievances.
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The alarm clock in my room has a tattle-tale feature too. Overslept a bit, and it decided to chime in, "Someone's running late!" Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Mr. Timekeeper. I'm well aware.
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My refrigerator has this tattle-tale light that goes off when the door's left open too long. It's like having a judgmental friend who's constantly monitoring your snack habits. "Oh, you're reaching for the ice cream again? Tsk tsk!
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