7+ Best One Liners Jokes For tarmac

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What did one tarmac say to another? 'You're so asphalt-tionate about your job!

I told the tarmac a joke, but it didn't laugh. It's pretty hard to crack.

I asked the tarmac if it wanted to play hide and seek. It said, 'I'm really good at covering things up!

The tarmac told me a joke about construction, but I'm still waiting for the punchline.

The tarmac went to therapy to work on its road rage issues.

I spilled coffee on the tarmac, and now it's espresso-ing itself!

The tarmac tried to be a stand-up comedian, but the audience found it too flat.

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