7 Jokes For Tarantula

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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What did the tarantula say about the internet? 'It's a web of intrigue!'
Why did the tarantula become a web designer? Because it knew how to spin a great website!
What did the tarantula say to the bartender? 'I'll have a Black Widow Martini, please!'
Why was the tarantula so good at math? Because it had eight legs to count on!
What do you call a tarantula that never wants to leave its burrow? A hermit-spider!
What did one tarantula say to the other when they were arguing? 'You're really pushing my buttons!'
Why was the tarantula a good goalkeeper? It had eight great saves!

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