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One advantage of being tall is that you can always spot your friends in a crowded place. The downside is, they can never hide when they owe you money. "I see you back there, Bill!
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The world is not built for tall people. I walked into a friend's house, and their mirror started at my chest. I felt like I stumbled into a funhouse designed by hobbits.
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The struggle of sitting in a small car when you're tall is real. It's like trying to fold a giraffe into a clown car. "Can we just pretend I'm a contortionist for the next road trip?
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You haven't truly experienced fear until you've been asked to take a group photo, and suddenly you're at the back, hoping your head doesn't get cut off. It's a real-life game of "Where's Waldo's forehead?
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Trying to find clothes when you're tall is an adventure. Regular jeans become ankle swingers, and suddenly, every shirt becomes a midriff top. It's like the fashion industry thinks we're all training to be supermodels.
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You know you're tall when people ask if you play basketball, and you're over here just trying to reach the top shelf without dislocating a shoulder. "Yeah, I'm a pro at getting cereal boxes down, thanks.
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Tall people know the real challenge at concerts isn't the mosh pit; it's trying not to block the view of everyone behind you. "I swear, I'm not trying to be a human eclipse!
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Ever notice that tall folks have a built-in excuse for not hearing what someone said? "Sorry, I couldn't hear you down there in the land of average height. Can you speak up?
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Being tall is like having a built-in radar for finding low-hanging branches. It's my superpower, and by superpower, I mean the reason I have a collection of tree branch battle scars on my forehead.
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