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The Table Cloth Magician
Turning the table cloth into a magical performance without upsetting the waitstaff.
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The waiter told me not to play with the table cloth. I said, "I'm not playing; I'm performing a magic show!" Although, I admit, my disappearing bread roll trick needs some work.
The Table Cloth Expert at a Fancy Restaurant
The struggle to keep the table cloth pristine and untouched.
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I tried to impress my date by showing off my table manners. Little did I know, the table manners here involve not leaving any evidence of your meal on the table cloth. It's like a magic trick – now you see the food, now you don't!
The Clumsy Diner
The constant fear of ruining the table cloth with every accidental spill.
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You know you're a clumsy diner when the restaurant staff greets you with, "Ah, our regular 'abstract art on the table cloth' artist is back!" I'm like Picasso, but instead of canvas, I use linen.
The Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that the table cloth has secret surveillance capabilities.
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The table cloth at this restaurant is so high-tech; I think it's spying on me. I spilled my drink, and it sent a notification to my phone saying, "You've been liquidated.
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