6 Jokes For Swimming Pool

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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I tried to do a backflip at the pool, but it was more of a flop. Gravity is not a fan of my aquatic theatrics.
Why did the scarecrow become a lifeguard? He was outstanding in his field!
I told my friend I'd do a cannonball into the pool. He misunderstood and handed me a cannon. Now I have a hole in my pool!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised and fell into the pool.
I failed my lifeguard certification. Apparently, saving face isn't a proper technique.
Why did the swimmer bring a pencil to the pool? In case they wanted to draw their own conclusions.

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