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Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to be a little bit doughcated! 🍩📚😂
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I tried to make a caramel joke, but it was too sticky. Guess I got caught in a sweet situation! 🍯🙈
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Why did the candy break up with the chocolate? It said, 'You're too sweet for me!' 🍫😄
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Why did the cookie go to therapy? It had too many emotional crumbles! 🍪😅
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What's a marshmallow's favorite game? Whack-a-mallow! It's so squishily fun! 😆🍡
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Why did the ice cream break up with the gelato? It found someone cooler! 🍦❄️😂
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Why did the gummy bear break up with the jellybean? It couldn't bear the sweetness anymore! 🐻🍬😂
Sweet Talk and Spiders
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I tried sweet talking a spider out of my bathroom. I was like, Hey, eight legs, you're not so bad. But the spider just stared at me like I was an eviction notice. Sweet talk doesn't work on arachnids, folks.
Sweet Talk and Coffee Machines
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I sweet talked my coffee machine this morning, telling it how vital it is to my daily routine. The machine responded by brewing decaf. Apparently, sweet talk doesn't work on appliances with a caffeine bias.
Sweet Talk in Traffic
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I tried sweet talking my way out of a traffic ticket. I told the officer, You have the most intimidating uniform. He handed me the ticket and said, That's not going to fix your speeding problem. Sweet talk: 0, Traffic laws: 1.
Sweet Talk: A Survival Guide
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Alright, so I've been trying this new tactic called sweet talk. You know, saying nice things to people. I told my boss he's a great leader, and now I'm leading the coffee run every morning. Turns out, sweet talk is just a fancy term for workplace manipulation.
Sweet Talk and Auto-Correct
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I tried sweet talk via text, and autocorrect turned You're the best into You're the beast. Now I have a girlfriend who thinks she's dating a werewolf. Sweet talk: transforming relationships into supernatural dramas since the invention of autocorrect.
Sweet Talk in Relationships
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My girlfriend told me, You need to sweet talk me more. So I said, Honey, you're the peanut butter to my jelly. She replied, Well, peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, and jelly is all gooey. Are you calling me sticky and gooey? Sweet talk backfired. Note to self: stick to compliments without food comparisons.
Sweet Talk and Customer Service
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I called customer service and decided to sweet talk my way into faster assistance. The rep said, Sir, sweet talk won't fix our website crash. I guess my compliments about their hold music weren't persuasive enough.
Sweet Talk at the Gym
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I attempted sweet talk at the gym. I said to the dumbbells, You guys are so light, almost like feathers. Now I'm known as the guy who struggles with the five-pound weights. Sweet talk at the gym? Not recommended unless you want a reputation as the lightweight champion.
Sweet Talk and Weight Loss
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I thought sweet talk could help with my weight loss journey. I stood in front of the mirror and said, Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fittest of them all? The mirror replied, Not you, buddy. Sweet talk, it turns out, doesn't magically burn calories. Who knew?
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