7+ Best One Liners Jokes For sweep

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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – I swept her off her feet!

I told my friend he should start a business cleaning up crime scenes. He said, 'Sweepstakes!

I asked my vacuum cleaner for relationship advice. It said, 'Suck it up and move on!

I tried to make a joke about a mop, but it was too dirty!

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I saw a broom in a store, and it swept me off my feet. Turns out, it was just a clearance sale.

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