8 Jokes For Swallows

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Updated on: Nov 21 2024

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Why did the swallow get a promotion? It always tweets above its job description!
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open and a swallow got in!
I asked my friend if he could imitate a swallow. He said, 'Sure, but I may wing it!
Why did the swallow bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don't swallows ever get lost? They always follow their beak-on!
Why did the swallow go to therapy? It had too many tweets and needed to chirp about them!
What do you call a philosophical swallow? A tweet-thinker!
Why did the swallow start a music band? It wanted to tweet the high notes!

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