5 Jokes About Supporting The Nra

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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NRA Meditation Instructor

Achieving inner peace while locked and loaded
My biggest struggle is convincing them that 'Namaste' is not a new type of ammo. And when they ask for a mantra, I suggest "Peace, Love, and AK-47," which might need some tweaking for universal acceptance.

NRA Chef

Creating a menu that satisfies both taste buds and trigger fingers
The real challenge is dessert – finding a way to flambe without causing a panic. Nothing ruins a romantic evening like mistaking the crème brûlée for a Molotov cocktail.

NRA Wedding Planner

Making the big day unforgettable without making it the last day
The real challenge is finding a florist who can incorporate bullets into the bouquet without turning it into a lethal weapon. Catching the bouquet suddenly becomes a risky sport.

NRA Pet Psychologist

Helping gun enthusiasts understand their furry friends' fears
The real struggle is when owners want to train their parrots to mimic gunfire. I'm just waiting for the day I hear a parrot yell, "Lock and load" instead of "Polly wants a cracker.

NRA Fashion Show Organizer

Balancing style and firepower
The real challenge is convincing designers to create bulletproof evening gowns. Sure, it's for safety, but I'm just worried we're turning the runway into a literal bullet point presentation.

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