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Mind Reader
The challenge of dealing with people's thoughts when you can't turn it off
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It's tough dating with this power. I took a girl out to dinner, and she was thinking, "Is he going to pay for this?" I'm thinking, "Yes, but now I'm also contemplating if I should order dessert.
Super Strength
Accidentally breaking everything you touch
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I tried to impress my date by opening a jar of pickles for her. Let's just say, pickles weren't the only thing that got crushed that night. She said, "I like a man with strength," but I'm pretty sure she meant emotional strength, not Hulk-level destruction.
Time Traveler
The constant fear of accidentally altering the course of history
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I accidentally bumped into Shakespeare in the 1600s. He was working on "Hamlet," and I said, "To be or not to be?" He looked at me and said, "That's not bad, mind if I use it?" I unintentionally became the co-writer of one of the greatest plays of all time. Who knew time travel could lead to literary collaborations?
Invisible Man
The struggle of being noticed and unnoticed at the same time
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I got pulled over by the police the other day while I was invisible. The officer was like, "Do you know why I stopped you?" I said, "Honestly, officer, I didn't even know you could see me!
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