7 Jokes For Superhero

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Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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I asked my superhero friend how they stay in shape. They said, 'Fighting crime is the ultimate workout – it's called 'super-circuit training'!
My friend asked if I could be any superhero, who would I be? I said, 'The one who can nap and save the world at the same time – Captain Siesta!
My superhero friend started a gardening business. Their specialty? Super-blooms!
Why did the superhero break up with their sidekick? Too many trust issues!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I think she misunderstood my 'cape' abilities.
My superhero power? Procrastination. I always wait until the last second to save the day!
Why did the superhero always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw their weapons!

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