5 Jokes About Sunburn

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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Ginger Struggles

Trying to embrace the sun, but your pale skin thinks it's a vampire.
Sunscreen for gingers is like a magical potion. It's called SPF 1000, also known as "Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect a Tan.

Overconfident Athlete

Believing your sports prowess can outshine the sun's heat.
I tried to out-sprint the sun once. Turns out, it has this unbeatable strategy called "setting.

Office Worker on Vacation

Escaping the desk but realizing the sun is your new boss.
Sunburn is like my vacation report—it's not what I expected, it hurts a lot, and I'll probably lie about it at the office.

Beach Bum

When you're too chill for sunscreen, but the sun isn't chill with you.
Sunscreen is like a relationship. Apply it too late, and you're in for some painful burning.

Fashionista at the Beach

Balancing style and protection—why can't the sun respect your fabulousness?
I went to the beach for a tan and left with a sunburn. Clearly, my fashion-forward approach needs a GPS.

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