5 Jokes For Suit

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 12 2024

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Job Interview Mishaps

When the comedian's job interview outfit doesn't quite fit the company culture.
Interviewer: "You're overdressed." Me: "You said the job required someone with experience in a tight-knit team.

Dry Cleaner Drama

When the dry cleaner doesn't understand the comedian's concept of "dry humor."
Left my suit at the dry cleaner with a wine stain. They removed the wine but added a grape costume. Now my suit is on its way to a fancy-dress party.

The New Employee

When the new employee misunderstands "business casual."
I asked the newbie to bring a suit for the meeting. He walks in with a deck of cards. Well, at least we can play poker while the boss talks budgets.

Tailor Troubles

When the tailor doesn't quite get the comedian's sense of humor.
I asked the tailor for a slim fit suit. He gave me a suit so slim, it's basically a disguise for a credit card. I'm just hoping my wallet doesn't get pickpocketed.

Fashionista Friend

When your fashion-forward friend tries to upgrade your wardrobe.
My fashion-forward friend told me to wear a suit with pinstripes. Now I'm convinced I'm being followed by a gang of fashion-conscious zebras.

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