7+ Best One Liners Jokes About suffering

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up!

I told my friend he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a bear hug!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Oh wait, maybe they do...

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It suffered a wardrobe malfunction!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough, but then I realized it was just a crumby job. Now, I'm rolling in the dough!

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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