7 Jokes For Strip

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the strip of bacon getting saucy!'
Why did the strip of bacon go to school? To get a little 'grill' education!'
Why did the strip of bacon refuse to fight? It didn't want to end up in a frying pan!'
Why did the paintbrush break up with the roller? It felt too restricted, needing space to paint the town red!
I tried to start a band called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet, but we've already stripped our data!'
Why did the computer go to the beach? It wanted to surf the net and strip off its programs!
Why did the strip of bacon win an award? It was outstanding in its field!

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