6+ Best One Liners Jokes For stricter

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I have a friend who's on a strict seafood diet. He sees food and eats it!

I'm on a strict budget. So, instead of buying a cow, I just bought the 'moo' ringtone.

I asked the strict librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

My strict diet is like a relationship with a needy person - it won't let me have any space.

I'm on a strict reading diet. Only books that are well 'seasoned' with drama and suspense.

My new year's resolution is to be as strict with my exercise routine as my refrigerator is with its light – it turns off after I close the door!

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