17 Jokes For Stollen

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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What did one stollen say to the other during the race? 'Let's finish this in a roll model pace!
Why did the stollen get a standing ovation? It was a real crowd-pleaser, a roll model!
I entered a stollen in a beauty contest. It won by a landslide – or should I say, a loaveslide!
What did the stollen say to the cake at the bakery? 'You're just a crumby imposter!
What did the stollen say when it won the baking competition? 'I'm on a roll!
What's a stollen's favorite game? Hide and yeast seek!
What's a stollen's favorite movie genre? Loaf story!

Stollen Negotiation

I heard someone once tried negotiating world peace with a slice of Stollen. Can you imagine that? Forget treaties, pass the powdered sugar, and let's settle this over some deliciousness!

Stollen Strategy Meetings

You know you're at a serious holiday gathering when the heated debate isn't about politics but about the right way to eat Stollen. Fork, fingers, microwave it, or freeze it? It's like a UN summit, but with crumbs.

Stollen Solutions

If they really want to solve crime, detectives should stop leaving cookies out for Santa and start leaving Stollen. Trust me, even the most notorious criminals can't resist that almond-filled temptation.

Stollen Strategy at Work

I've learned the hard way that bringing Stollen to the office isn't just a treat; it's a strategic move. It's like saying, Sorry I forgot that report, but have a slice of festive forgiveness instead! Works every time.

Stollen in the Office

Have you ever brought Stollen to the office and suddenly became the most popular person in the building? Forget promotions, bring a slice of that cake, and watch your popularity rise faster than Santa up a chimney!

Stollen Seasonal Sabotage

Have you ever hidden your Stollen in the back of the fridge so your family won't find it, only to discover it's vanished anyway? I'm convinced my fridge has a portal to the North Pole, and Santa's taking inventory.

Stollen Investigations

There should be a reality TV show about missing Stollen cakes. Forget about detectives solving murder mysteries; I want to see a team of investigators tracking down stolen holiday desserts. They'd be like, Tonight on 'Stollen Investigations,' we follow the crumb trail!

Stollen Goods

You know, I heard that Christmas cake, Stollen, is so good that it's been stolen countless times. I guess you could say it's the only cake that's so tasty, it's criminally delicious!

Stollen Strategy

You want to know how to win friends and influence people? Forget that book. Just show up at their door with a Stollen cake. Works every time. That's the original secret to success - it's not in a book; it's in a bakery.

The Great Stollen Mystery

Ever had that moment when you buy Stollen for the holidays, hide it in the fridge, and it magically disappears? I'm convinced there's a festive food phantom just waiting to snatch that delicious treat! I've put out cookie traps, but all I've caught is a guilty-looking dog.

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