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What's a stick's favorite karaoke song? 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Sticknor!
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Why don't sticks ever get into arguments? They always stick to the point!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field of sticks!
Stick-ups at the Office
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You know your office is struggling when they start using sticky notes for security. I walked in the other day, and the receptionist handed me a Post-it and said, This is your keycard now. Don't lose it, or you'll be stuck outside forever.
Stick Figure Struggles
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I tried drawing a self-portrait the other day, and it ended up looking like a stick figure having a midlife crisis. I asked the artist, Is this a representation of my inner turmoil? They said, No, you just can't draw hands.
Life's Sticky Situations
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Life is like a roll of tape - it's sticky, and you never have it when you need it. I'm just trying to navigate through all these sticky situations, like when you step on gum, and suddenly you're doing the awkward gum dance.
The Stick Shift Struggle
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I drive a manual car because I like to keep things interesting. But let me tell you, navigating through traffic with a stick shift feels like participating in a high-stakes game of Twister. Left foot on clutch, right hand on stick, and somehow you have to scratch your nose.
The Stick Diet
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I heard about this new diet trend - the stick diet. Apparently, you just chew on a stick all day. It's called intermittent stick fasting. I tried it, but now I have a splinter in my tongue.
Super Glue Relationships
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They say relationships are like glue - strong, resilient, and sometimes you get stuck together. My girlfriend thinks we're like super glue, but sometimes I feel more like a Post-it note - easily removable.
The Stickiest Sitcom Ever
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I pitched a new sitcom idea to a network - it's about a group of friends living in a giant glue factory. The working title? Stuck in the Sticky Situation. I'm just waiting for the call from Hollywood. Stick with me, folks; it's going to be a hit!
Stick to What You Know
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You know, someone once told me to stick to what I know. So here I am, an expert in procrastination and avoiding responsibilities. Turns out, I'm really good at sticking to the couch.
Stick-y Business Meetings
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I attended a business meeting the other day, and it was so dull that I found myself daydreaming about glue. I mean, if boredom had a flavor, it would be glue-flavored. Stick a pencil in my eye; it would be more entertaining.
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