7 Jokes For Steve Martin

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Updated on: Apr 09 2025

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I asked Steve Martin if he's ever scared of bombing on stage. He said, 'Only if the audience brings dynamite!
I asked Steve Martin if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Only if they can tell a good joke!
I asked Steve Martin if he believes in aliens. He said, 'Only if they have a good sense of humor!
I asked Steve Martin if he could teach me his comedic timing. He said, 'Sure, but you'll have to wait for the punchline.
I told Steve Martin I could make a joke about anything. He challenged me to make one about a pencil. So, I drew a laugh!
I asked Steve Martin if he ever gets nervous before a show. He said, 'Only when the audience doesn't laugh at my pre-show jokes!
I asked Steve Martin if he ever gets tired of making people laugh. He said, 'Not at all, it's my aerobic exercise!

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