5 Jokes For Stay Warm

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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The Freezing Florist

Trying to keep flowers alive in the cold
I tried telling my flowers a joke to lift their spirits, but they just wilted. Apparently, they prefer a warmer sense of humor.

The Snowman Stand-Up

Delivering stand-up comedy as a snowman
I thought about doing a summer tour, but then I realized I would just be a puddle on stage. Comedy is tough when your punchlines are literally melting away.

The Winter Swimmer

Trying to stay warm while winter swimming
I tried telling my friends it's a great way to boost your immune system. They looked at me like I just suggested we all jump into a frozen lake together. Oh wait, that's exactly what I suggested.

The Snowball Fight Strategist

Trying to win a snowball fight and stay warm
I tried using a heated snowball once. Turns out, it's not a great idea. It just turned into a slush ball, and my opponent thought I was throwing hot cocoa at them. They were more confused than cold.

The Arctic Yoga Instructor

Trying to teach yoga in freezing temperatures
I asked my yoga class to find their inner warmth. One guy took it too literally and brought a portable heater onto his mat. Now, that's what I call hot yoga, or as he calls it, "Survival Yoga.

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