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Ever wondered what the Statue of Liberty thinks about all day? I imagine her having a pretty chill but sassy inner monologue. Like, "Man, I've been standing here for centuries. My arm is getting tired, but hey, at least I'm a beacon of hope!" And then she's judging people arriving in boats like, "Oh, you think you're tired? Try holding a torch for a hundred years, sweetheart!" She's the OG of New York, silently judging everyone who passes by.
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You ever think about the Statue of Liberty? That green lady in New York Harbor? She's like the ultimate bouncer, right? Standing there, holding that torch like, "Hey, you! Are you bringing your tired, your poor, your huddled masses? Well, slow down there, buddy! Let's see some ID and a valid visa first!" She's basically doing immigration control 24/7. And that crown she's got on? Seven spikes. You know she means business. She's like, "I'm welcoming, but I'm not messing around!
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You know, I heard the Statue of Liberty has a side hustle. Yeah! She's not just about freedom; she's into real estate. I mean, think about it—prime location, waterfront property in New York City! But imagine her as a realtor: "Come one, come all! Check out this spacious place with breathtaking views of the city. Great for families, just ignore the seagull noise." She's probably got a "For Sale" sign hidden in that torch.
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I was thinking, the Statue of Liberty must've had some wardrobe malfunctions, right? I mean, she's been standing there for ages. She's probably had days where she's like, "Oops! The torch's robe slipped a little bit today!" Can you imagine the panic? Tourists are taking pictures, and Lady Liberty's like, "No, no, no, not today, please!" I bet there's a maintenance guy whose main job is to make sure her robe stays intact. That's job security right there!
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