7 Jokes For Stats

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Updated on: Nov 20 2024

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Why did the statistician become a gardener? Because he knew how to make things grow – statistically, of course!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation statistics. I guess it's on a datacation!
I used to be bad at statistics, but then I realized I was just sampling the wrong population – now I'm statistically significant!
I told my friend a statistics joke, but he didn't get it. Maybe he needs a data upgrade!
Statisticians are never surprised. They always know the drill – it's all in the confidence interval!
I asked my statistics teacher if I could use a calculator on the test. She said, 'You're statistically likely to need one!
Why did the statistician become a musician? He found the perfect rhythm in the data!

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