7 Jokes About Statisticians

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Why did the statistician become a gardener? They had a talent for planting data and watching it grow!
Why did the statistician become a musician? They knew how to handle scales and compose data!
I asked a statistician if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'I prefer a p-value below 0.05.
I tried to tell a statistician a joke about correlation. They said it didn't make sense without proper regression!
A statistician's favorite movie? Mean Girls!
I asked a statistician for their phone number. They said, 'I can't provide that, but I can give you the mean and median of it.
How do statisticians party? With lots of data and a significant amount of standard deviation!

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