5 Stand Up Reddit Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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The Serial Downvoter

Unleashing negativity with a simple click
My favorite sport is downvoting. I don't watch football or basketball; I watch the number next to the up arrow go down. It's like a game, but with fewer points and more bitterness.

The Lurkers

Watching from the shadows without ever participating
I've been lurking so long; I remember when memes were just pictures of cats with captions. Now, if you mention cat pictures, people look at you like you just got out of a time machine. Meowmories.

New Stand-Up Redditors

Navigating the fine line between originality and reposts
I thought I had a genius idea, a groundbreaking joke. Posted it, and someone replied, "Oh, this old chestnut." Chestnut? I didn't even know I was in the produce section.

The Karma Farmers

Crafting jokes for upvotes rather than genuine laughs
My life goal is to have more karma than regrets. Right now, I have 10,000 karma and 20,000 regrets. But hey, at least the internet likes me more than I like myself.

Stand-Up Reddit Moderators

Balancing humor and community guidelines
I tried being a stand-up Reddit moderator, but it's impossible. I deleted a joke once, and the guy messaged me, "Why did you remove my joke? Are you in the pocket of Big Punctuation?" I didn't know semi-colons had a lobby.

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