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Public Transportation
The eternal struggle between personal space and the lack thereof on public transportation.
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If personal space was a currency, I'd be in debt after every bus ride. I'm just trying to figure out if my elbow touching yours is considered an economic downturn.
Online Dating Profiles
The struggle of deciphering between reality and the idealized version presented on online dating profiles.
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I asked someone on a dating app if they were a cat person or a dog person. They said they were a "dragon person." Now I'm trying to figure out if that's a metaphor or if they have a really exotic pet.
Gym Shower
The gym shower is a battlefield of temperature extremes and questionable hygiene.
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The gym shower has a sign that says, "Please keep it clean." I'm not sure if they mean the shower or my language when I step in and find a family of spiders playing poker.
Office Coffee Maker
The coffee is always too weak or too strong, causing endless office drama.
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I tried to fix the coffee maker at work. Now, it not only makes weak coffee, but it also dispenses motivational quotes. Today's wisdom: "Perseverance is like weak coffee; it gets you through the day.
Social Media
The pressure to keep up with social media trends and the fear of becoming irrelevant.
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I thought I was up-to-date with social media until someone asked me about "FOMO." I thought it was a new avocado hybrid. Turns out, I've been missing out on the fear of missing out.
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