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Late Night Radio DJ
Trying to set the mood with love songs, but everyone thinks it's a comedy show.
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The other night, I played a Barry White song, and a listener messaged, "Is this a tribute to the Chipmunks' version of soul music?" My romantic ambiance is unintentionally turning into a comedy roast.
Mouse in a Karaoke Bar
Trying to sing some cheeseball love songs, but everyone thinks I'm part of the sound system.
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I went to a karaoke bar and asked for a duet with the person who had the deepest voice. We were going to cover "Ebony and Ivory." People thought it was a comedy act, but we were serious! The struggle was real trying to find the right key—apparently, mine is hidden somewhere with Bigfoot.
Squeaky Voice Yoga Instructor
Trying to lead a serene yoga class, but everyone is in stitches during the relaxation session.
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My class motto is now "Breathe in tranquility, exhale laughter." I've accepted my fate as the world's only squeaky voice yoga guru. At least my students get a core workout from all the giggling.
Telemarketer with a Twist
Trying to make sales, but people think I'm pranking them with a fake voice changer.
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I once called someone, and they asked me if I was their conscience calling. I said, "No, but if I were, I'd be the world's most annoying conscience. 'Hey, remember that time you forgot to buy milk? Let me remind you—squeakily.'
Helium Supplier at a Party
Trying to keep the party light, but my voice is already up there!
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My friends tried to prank me once. They filled the helium tank with regular air. Jokes on them—I still sounded squeaky! Now I just tell people I've got a natural high pitch, like a human dog whistle. The ladies love it.
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