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The Chef
When to sprinkle and when to pour
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You know you're a bad chef when someone says your food is bland, and you think they're talking about your dance moves.
The Gardener
The battle between too much and too little sprinkle
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My plants are so spoiled. They complain if I give them too much water, and then they sulk if I forget to sprinkle them for a day. I feel like I'm dealing with a bunch of green divas.
The Parent
The never-ending sprinkle of toys
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I told my child that if they didn't clean up their toys, I'd throw them away. They called my bluff, so now I have a room full of sprinkled toys, and they're all mine. I'm officially the reigning champion of the Parental Toy Olympics – it's a messy gold medal, but I earned it.
The Detective
The mysterious sprinkle of clues
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I walked into my apartment and found a trail of sprinkles leading to the fridge. Either someone's been snacking on my ice cream, or I have a very confused pastry-loving ghost haunting me. I hope it's the latter – at least it's a sweet afterlife.
The Weather Reporter
The unpredictable sprinkle of rain
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I asked my weather forecaster friend if it was going to rain. He said, "There's a 30% chance of a sprinkle." I said, "Great, I'll take my chances and leave the house without an umbrella." Long story short, I'm now the wettest stand-up comedian in town.
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