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Why do we use "spread eagle" to describe something open and exposed? Eagles don't spread out like that! They soar majestically, not doing yoga poses mid-air. I mean, have you ever seen an eagle trying to get comfy on a branch? That's a sight!
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Have you ever tried to carry too many grocery bags at once? You're on a mission, determined not to make a second trip, and suddenly you're doing a balancing act worthy of the circus. Your arms look like they're attempting a spread eagle in the name of efficiency!
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Why do pets always choose the most inconvenient places to stretch out? They'll find the exact spot where you need to walk or sit, then perform a full spread eagle like they're the guardian of that space. I guess comfort knows no bounds, not even ours!
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Have you seen how kids sleep? They don't just peacefully lay down, oh no! It's like they're doing a reenactment of a crime scene, limbs everywhere, blankets tossed aside. It's a full-on spread eagle slumber party!
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There's nothing like trying to parallel park on a busy street. You're inching in, cars honking, pedestrians giving you the side-eye. And then you finally nail it, but your car ends up looking like it's doing a spread eagle between two others. Victory at the cost of car yoga!
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You know, trying to organize cables behind your TV is like untangling a conspiracy theory. You start with good intentions, but suddenly you're in a twisted web of wires, each one doing its best impression of a spread eagle. Can't we have a cable rebellion support group?
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You ever notice how when you're trying to make your bed, the sheet corners just refuse to cooperate? It's like they're auditioning for a gymnastics routine, going full spread eagle on you. I'm just trying to tuck you in, not send you to the Olympics!
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Let's talk about trying to fit a fitted sheet on a bed. It's like wrestling an octopus into a straitjacket! You tug one corner, and the other springs free, doing a full spread eagle move, mocking your bed-making skills.
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Isn't it funny how people try to save seats in a crowded movie theater? It's like they're marking their territory, jackets draped, legs stretched out, forming a human spread eagle. Sorry, is this row taken or claimed by a yoga instructor?
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