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Why did the scarecrow become a lifeguard? He was outstanding in his field and knew how to make a splash!
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Why do watermelons have so many friends? Because they're always up for a good splash party!
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Why did the water bring a towel to the party? It wanted to make a splash!
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What did the water say to the boat? 'Canoe help me make a splash in the lake?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice and needed to make a splash at the convenience store!
Haunted Pool Membership: Free Ghost with Every Splash
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I signed up for a membership at the haunted pool, and they said, Congratulations, you get a free ghost with every splash! Yeah, great, now I have a spectral sidekick critiquing my breaststroke technique. Who knew joining a pool would be so spooky?
Ghost Lifeguards on Duty
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Have you guys been to that haunted pool? They've got ghost lifeguards. You know you're in trouble when the lifeguard says, I'll save you, but only if you promise to tell my ghostly tale at the campfire tonight. I didn't need saving from drowning; I needed saving from bad ghost stories!
Water Aerobics with the Departed
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I joined a water aerobics class at the haunted pool. Let me tell you, doing jumping jacks with ghosts is a workout and a half. It's like, One, two, three, and possess the person to your left. Good, now back to cardio! I'm sweating more from the paranormal activity than the actual exercise.
Haunted Pools, AKA Splash with the Spirits
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So, I heard they've opened a new water park for ghosts. It's called Splash with the Spirits. Yeah, because nothing says refreshing like a ghost doing the backstroke in your face. I went down the water slide, and by the time I reached the bottom, I knew more about the afterlife than my own life!
Water Park or Portal to the Spirit World?
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I took my kids to that haunted water park, and now they think every pool is a portal to the spirit world. We went to our local pool, and they were like, Dad, I think I just saw grandma doing the backstroke. Yeah, kid, that's called the butterfly stroke. Grandma had style.
Ghostly Poolside Service
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They have a ghost waiter at the haunted poolside bar. I tried to order a margarita, and the ghost waiter said, On the rocks or on the ethereal plane? I didn't know I had options! I just wanted a drink, not a metaphysical debate.
Drown with the Ghosts, AKA Team Building
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They organized a corporate team-building event at the haunted pool. Nothing says bonding like drowning together and then sharing ghost stories by the poolside. I've never felt more connected to my colleagues, mostly because we all saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
Diving into the Unknown
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I tried diving into the haunted pool, and let me tell you, it's like doing a cannonball into the unknown. You come out of the water and think, Did I just swim through a portal to the underworld or did I accidentally cannonball into my neighbor's backyard? I'm just hoping my splash didn't wake the dead.
Ghostly Pool Floaties
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They've got these new ghost-shaped pool floaties at that haunted pool. It's a great idea until you realize the ghosts on the floaties have this judgmental look like, You call that a breaststroke? I'm just trying to float without feeling like I'm being ghost-shamed.
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