7 Jokes About Spirituality

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Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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I tried to become a vegetarian, but it was a missed steak. Now I'm more of a meditator than a meditater!
Why did the meditation app go broke? It couldn't find its center of profit!
I started a spiritual bakery. Our bestseller is the enlightenment muffin – it's muffin short of a full dozen!
Why did the yogi bring a ladder to class? To reach the higher self!
I tried to write a book on mindfulness, but I kept getting distracted by the sound of my own typing. Maybe next time, I'll hire a ghostwriter – preferably one who can levitate pens!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me ads for yoga retreats. It's become a real wellness spam!
Why did the meditation teacher always have the best parties? Because he knew how to find inner peace and quiet the crowd!

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