5 Jokes For Spiritual

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 13 2024

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Paranormal Investigators

Dealing with skeptical ghosts
My friend claims he can communicate with spirits. I told him to ask them why they don't just send a text. He said, "Because ghosts prefer the afterlife experience, not group chat.

Yoga Enthusiasts

Staying flexible in a rigid society
I told my yoga instructor I wanted to achieve inner peace. She said, "That's great, but first, let's work on achieving a decent lotus pose without toppling over like a human Jenga tower.

Meditation Beginners

Keeping calm in a world full of distractions
I tried meditating in a crowded subway once. The guy next to me said, "Are you okay?" I replied, "I'm trying to achieve mindfulness, but your armpit is challenging my zen.

Zen Masters

Trying to find inner peace in a noisy world
You know you've reached a new level of Zen when you can meditate in the middle of a toddler's birthday party. Or maybe that's just called selective hearing.

Fortune Cookie Writers

Crafting deep messages for people who just want lucky numbers
My fortune cookie told me, "You will find great joy in the little things." So now I'm trying to find joy in paying bills and doing laundry. Thanks, cosmic optimism.

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