5 Jokes About Spies

One Liners

Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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I asked my friend if he wanted to join the secret agent club. He said, 'Sorry, but I can't keep that a secret.
I wanted to be a spy, but they said I didn't have the right qualifications. Apparently, 'keen observation of Netflix' wasn't enough.
I tried to make a spy joke, but it's classified information. Only agents with a sense of humor can access it.
I asked the spy if he had any funny stories. He said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to eliminate you.
I told my friend I wanted to be a spy. He laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. Good times.

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