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The Speedo at the Family Beach
Navigating the fine line between beach chic and family-friendly
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I tried to convince my wife that my speedo is the perfect beach attire. She said, "Sure, if we're going to a beach on a deserted island where the only witness is a coconut.
The Reluctant Speedo Model
The struggle of flaunting it in a tiny piece of fabric
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I asked the designer why they make speedos so small. He said it's to save on fabric. I told him, "Great, now I can floss my teeth and my dignity at the same time.
The Speedo Fitness Guru
Trying to inspire people at the gym while wearing the most uninspiring piece of clothing
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My workout routine is simple: one hour of cardio and 30 minutes of convincing myself that my speedo is a legitimate athletic garment.
Speedo in Winter
The absurdity of wearing a speedo when the weather says otherwise
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Wearing a speedo in winter is like trying to convince your body that it's not shivering; it's just practicing its dance moves.
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