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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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I attended a speech about time travel. It was about time!
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke during his speech. He said, 'Sure, just make it short.' So I replied, 'Width.
I asked my friend how his speech went. He said, 'I nailed it!' I guess that explains the hammer and nails on the podium.
I told my computer a joke during a speech, but it didn't laugh. I guess it couldn't find the 'enter'-tainment.
I gave a speech on humility. The audience gave it a standing ovation.
I tried giving a speech on patience, but it took too long. I guess I need to work on the irony.
I tried giving a speech on air. It was just hot air, though.

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