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You know, the Spanish Inquisition has got to be the worst surprise party in history. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" – I mean, nobody expects any surprise party, but they really nailed the element of shock.
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The Spanish Inquisition really knew how to spice up a conversation. "Nice weather we're having, huh?" "Yes, and by the way, confess to your heretical beliefs or face the consequences.
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The Spanish Inquisition was like the original cancel culture. "Oh, you have a different opinion? Well, we'll cancel you, and by cancel, I mean throw you in prison and question your loyalty.
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I wonder if the Spanish Inquisition ever considered doing stand-up. Imagine their opening line: "We came for a confession, but if you've got any good jokes, we might spare you.
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I was thinking about the Spanish Inquisition the other day, and I realized they were the original party crashers. "Hey, we heard you were having a good time; mind if we torture you a bit?
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I can't help but admire the dedication of the Spanish Inquisition. They were so committed to their surprise visits that they even had a theme song – "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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If the Spanish Inquisition happened today, they'd probably have an Instagram account. #InquisitorLife – Just tortured a heretic and feeling cute, might delete later.
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Imagine being in the Spanish Inquisition and trying to explain to your friends why you couldn't make it to their event. "Sorry, guys, I got caught up in the whole 'inquisition' thing. You know how it is.
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I've been thinking about starting a new business – surprise interrogations. Just show up at people's doors, ask them about their secrets, and if they don't answer, unleash the comfy chair!
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