8 Jokes For Spa

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Updated on: May 10 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace the spa lifestyle. Now she's dating a masseuse!
I started a new spa for introverts. It's called 'Leave Me Alone and Let Me Relax.
I opened a spa for pets. Now, I'm knee-deep in hot dog massages and catnip treatments!
I went to a spa for laughter therapy. Turns out, it was just a stand-up comedy show.
Why don't skeletons ever go to the spa? They're already comfortable in their own skin!
I tried a DIY spa day at home. Let's just say, my bathtub is now officially a 'bubble bath disaster zone.
I went to a luxury spa, and they offered me a facial. I said, 'I already have one; it's called my face.
My spa membership expired, so now I have to get back to 'reality.' It's not as relaxing.

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