10 Jokes For Soylent Green

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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You know you're in for an existential crisis when your meal comes with a side of conspiracy theories. Soylent Green: the gateway food to questioning everything.
Soylent Green, the meal that's the ultimate test of trust in the advertising industry. If you can buy into this, you're pretty much open to believing anything they put on a label.
They say Soylent Green is made from people, right? I guess that's the ultimate recycling program. Suddenly, composting seems way less eco-friendly, doesn’t it?
Soylent Green is supposedly made from high-energy plankton. Who knew that a dystopian future meal would be like sipping on the secrets of the sea? Now, if only it tasted like a day at the beach instead of recycled mystery...
You know, I tried Soylent Green the other day. It's like a meal replacement, but it leaves you questioning your culinary choices and your existence. "Am I drinking lunch or contemplating the meaning of life?
Soylent Green is like the food version of a cliffhanger ending. You finish your meal and then spend the next hour wondering, "Was that really what it said on the label?
Soylent Green: the meal that's a conversation starter at dinner parties, though it usually ends up being the only thing you can talk about because everyone's trying to figure out if they're cool with eating something named after a sci-fi horror flick.
Soylent Green: the meal you can never complain about. I mean, who wants to criticize their dinner when it's a potential plotline for a sci-fi thriller?
Soylent Green—making every other meal feel like a gourmet delicacy since its inception. It's like the minimalist art of the food world, except instead of canvas and paint, it’s mystery and confusion.
Soylent Green is that one product that gives you the ultimate dining dilemma: "Do I dare read the ingredients, or do I prefer the blissful ignorance?

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