7 Jokes For Southern Baptist

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Updated on: Aug 29 2024

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What did the Southern Baptist say when offered a slice of pie? 'No thanks, I'm already filled with the Holy Spirit!
Why don't Southern Baptists play cards? Because they believe in a 'full house' of faith!
How do Southern Baptists deal with a broken heart? They pray-stitch it back together!
How do Southern Baptists handle problems? They pray-solve them!
Why did the Southern Baptist take a flashlight to church? To shed some light on the Scriptures!
What did the Southern Baptist say to the comedian? 'You sure know how to deliver a good sermon!'
Why did the Southern Baptist always carry an umbrella? In case of 'holy water' showers!

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