7 Jokes For Sort Out

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Updated on: Nov 12 2024

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I asked my GPS to help me sort out my life. Now it just keeps saying, 'Recalculating.
My cat tried to help me sort my laundry, but now everything is covered in fur. Thanks, assistant furball!
I asked my friend to help me sort my bookshelf, but he just couldn't find the right chapter.
I hired a gardener to help me sort out my plants. Now they're all standing in alphabetical order – aloe vera, begonia, cactus.
I tried to sort my life out, but it seems my life is as confused as my sock drawer.
I told my computer to sort out its attitude, but now it just gives me the silent treatment – literally.
My friend told me I should sort out my priorities. So, I made a list: pizza, sleep, and then maybe work.

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